silent reading

it all started one peaceful evening. . . . i was dusting my bookcase at home, happy as a mouse in a vat of fondue. i had finally decided to tidy up the shelves where i keep the special first editions of all the books i written but i hadn't cleaned in such a long time that thick cloud of dust formed around my head. Rats! i began to sneeze like crazy.ACHOO! ACHOO! AAAAAACHOO!'' Oops, i'm sorry---i haven't introduced myself! my name is Stilton, Geronimo Stilton i run the Rodent Gazette the most famouse newspaper.